dahiphopwitch:

^^^^^
THIS. JUST THIS. SO MUCH THIs OMG YES. Ahahaha this fucking website. Right here ladies NAD gentlemen. Wow. Never don’t reblog this. I can’t I CAN’T. Epic. Every time, I swear. tumblr, everyone. Reblogging for THIS. I am SOOOo glad that this is back on my dash. XD. So. Much. Win. Nailed it right here like BOOM.

harrysthefather:

my parents literally never gave me the sex talk they just sent me to public school  

thetwerkking:

when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.

so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.

and the paparazzi fell for it.

i love victoria beckham.

All Time Low -> Jack Barakat

modest! and the disco