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my parents literally never gave me the sex talk they just sent me to public school
when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.
so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.
and the paparazzi fell for it.
i love victoria beckham.
modest! and the disco